Yoo I have 6 more followers till my next hundred
I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
What do you mean ‘what if’?
He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful.
|Me:||i have lots of time for homework... let me just go on tumblr for a few min-|
|Tumblr:||PSAT FANDOM! YOUNG SENSEI IS A RAPPER!! FUCK THE GRAND CANYON!!! WOOF!!!! 23-23.5!!!|
|Me next day:||I didn't do my homework because I was on tumblr simultaneously at the same time|
|psat:||pick your religion|
|psat:||christian, church of christ, church of jesus, church of god, church of latterday saints, church of jesus's left shoe, church of jesus's pet dog, churcH OF THE LORD, CHURCH OF BOSTON,chURCH OF CHURCH|
|student:||uhh but what if i'm not religious|
|psat:||CHURCH OF THE HOLY SAINT, chuRCH OF MISSISIPI-GOTTA-WORSHIPPI-- oh just fill out 90 or 99 for that|
|me:||*reads like 50 fanfics in an hour*|
|me:||*reads like 5 words of a homework assignment in an hour*|